The Nottingham Bylaw

"Listen to the girl

As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good

Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that I can do
That I can do for you
For you"

The Jesus And Mary Chain - Just like honey

So, this is the las post I'm going to write here in Spain. Next week I'm moving to Nottingham to... eeer... I don't remember, actually. Study? Fun? Both?

Anyway, I'm going to share a house with two friends, so this is basically the rules we've established to live there:

Preamble:

Wellington Street's house is a nation. It could be freely associated with the rest of houses of Weelington Street.

Laws & Rules:

These are the rules to apply once we get to Wellington Street's house.

1 - The first rule about the Nottingham Bylaw is to not talk about the Nottingham Bylaw.

2 - The first part of the Nottingham Bylaw is applied according to the first part of the Nottingham Bylaw.

3 - The last part of the Nottingham Bylaw is applied according to the last part of the Nottingham Bylaw.

4 - The house must be cleaned at least once a month.

5 - Kitchen is a common space of the house. All of us must take part in it.

6 - The fourth guest must be admitted by democracy. Only 1'75 meter blondes with long legs will pass the first selection.

7 - Individual rooms are not a public, common space of the house, unless they have permission of the owner. This rule is extremely important for the one who gets the upper room.

8 - Whatever the owner says, Playstation 2 is a public, common element of the house.

9 - If we are playing Pro Evolution Soccer 5, nobody can throw a penalty shot to the middle of the goal (See PES-5 bylaw)

10 - Gerald Schaefer must introduce us to his daughter/s if it is legal under the frame of the British Laws.

11 - Friends from Spain must bring us some food as an exchange for free accommodation.

12 - Intimate moments should be warned with a sock in the handle of the owner's door.

13 - Walk About is the meeting point for anything (see "What Brings You To Nottingham?").

14 - Food must be bought/paid equally by all of us.

15 - Any other suggestion can be added as a new rule under the consentment of each member of the house.

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